| finance jokes [message #380154] |
Sa, 15 April 2006 14:09 |
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Does anybody know any finance related jokes? if so....please share them
with us no matter how bad they are.
to start off here's one:
what do government bonds and women have in common? they both take long
time to mature!
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| Re: finance jokes [message #380179 ] |
Sa, 15 April 2006 20:44 |
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Here's one: A new, cheap way for the govt to refinance: the zero coupon
perpetuity. Uncle Sam'll take your $10,000 and then'll it'll accrue
interest...forever!!! You just lost $10,000!!!
Or, sign's you're at a bad bank:
When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other
After you get a free toaster, bank president shows up at your house
begging for toast
Your monthly statements are handwritten in crayon
When you want to make a withdrawal, clerks suddenly don't speak English
You notice Kato Kaelin sleeping in the vault
Your safety deposit box is a Dunkin' Donuts carton wrapped in tinfoil
All cash deposits go directly into teller's pants
Lobby is waist-deep in Mexican pesos
Toll free customer service line is 1-800-GET HOSED
Four words: Bank President Rosa Lopez
Instead of compounding your money, they discount it.
Your checks in your checkbook are handwritten
They have not quite understood the concept of a "loan" yet
Can anyone think of more?
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| Re: finance jokes [message #380183 ] |
Sa, 15 April 2006 22:58 |
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<mackbest [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1145102976.948815.143500 [at] i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Does anybody know any finance related jokes? if so....please share them
> with us no matter how bad they are.
>
> to start off here's one:
>
> what do government bonds and women have in common? they both take long
> time to mature!
>
I think that ones wrong, should be men, not women!
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| Re: finance jokes [message #380190 ] |
So, 16 April 2006 04:00 |
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mackbest [at] yahoo.com wrote:
> Does anybody know any finance related jokes? if so....please share them
> with us no matter how bad they are.
"Dear Valued Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the
check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month..."
http://www.petting-zoo.net/~deadbeef/archive/4396.html
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| Re: finance jokes [message #380266 ] |
Mo, 17 April 2006 16:29 |
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Tumbleweed <thisaccountneverread [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
> <mackbest [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> > what do government bonds and women have in common? they both take long
> > time to mature!
> >
> I think that ones wrong, should be men, not women!
Nonono.
"What's the difference between a Eurobond and a Eurobond dealer?
The Eurobond finally matures."
Have a look at the 'Accountancy Music Charts' on:
http://www.accountancystudents.co.uk/fun.php
in particular http://www.accountancystudents.co.uk/files/SOX-31.mp3
rgds, Alan
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| Re: finance jokes [message #380271 ] |
Mo, 17 April 2006 18:05 |
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On 15 Apr 2006 05:09:37 -0700, mackbest [at] yahoo.com wrote:
>Does anybody know any finance related jokes?
CPI...
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| Re: finance jokes [message #382744 ] |
Di, 18 April 2006 20:16 |
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"M Holmes" <fofp [at] holyrood.ed.ac.uk> wrote in message
news:e22mn6$2fh$2 [at] scotsman.ed.ac.uk...
>> Does anybody know any finance related jokes? if so....please share them
>> with us no matter how bad they are.
>
> Three econometrists go hunting. They spot a deer. The first econometrist
> shoots and misses to the left by a yard. The second econometrist shoots
> and misses to the right by a yard. The third econometrist whoops and
> yells "We got it! We got it!"
>
....the fourth, House Price Crash economist, says 'the deer will be shot at
some time in the future so lets get the barbeque started now"
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Tumbleweed
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