DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

am 16.07.2006 20:45:04 von sex

YOU MUST STOP SPEAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW! GERMAN IS THE LANGUAGE OF
WHITE MONKEYS. HOW MANY OF YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOTHERS AND
FATHERS RIGHT NOW? I GUESS ALL OF YOU ARE. GET YOUR HAND OFF YOUR
SISTER'S TIT AND GRAB AN ENGLISH TEXTBOOK. AMERICA IS TAKING OVER YOUR
COUNTRY SOON. YOU SHOULD SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. WARN
THEM THAT THE GERMAN LANGUAGE WILL BE OUTLAWED BY JANUARY AS THE USA
INVADES EUROPE.

RECORD THIS MESSAGE SO THAT YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO SPEAK THIS LANGUAGE,
THE LANGUAGE OF GOD AND GEORGE W BUSH! OUR LEADERS!

p.s. i enjoyed all the attempts at cursing in ENGLISH and i'm glad some
of you finally realized that ENGLISH IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE WORLD! the
beautiful aspect is that some people resort to CURSING in a foreign
language because their logical and linguistic capabilities are FEEBLE.

Re: DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

am 16.07.2006 20:51:18 von Calimero

wrote:
> YOU MUST STOP SPEAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW! GERMAN IS THE LANGUAGE OF
> WHITE MONKEYS. HOW MANY OF YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOTHERS AND
> FATHERS RIGHT NOW? I GUESS ALL OF YOU ARE. GET YOUR HAND OFF YOUR
> SISTER'S TIT AND GRAB AN ENGLISH TEXTBOOK. AMERICA IS TAKING OVER YOUR
> COUNTRY SOON. YOU SHOULD SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. WARN
> THEM THAT THE GERMAN LANGUAGE WILL BE OUTLAWED BY JANUARY AS THE USA
> INVADES EUROPE.
>
> RECORD THIS MESSAGE SO THAT YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO SPEAK THIS LANGUAGE,
> THE LANGUAGE OF GOD AND GEORGE W BUSH! OUR LEADERS!
>
> p.s. i enjoyed all the attempts at cursing in ENGLISH and i'm glad some
> of you finally realized that ENGLISH IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE WORLD! the
> beautiful aspect is that some people resort to CURSING in a foreign
> language because their logical and linguistic capabilities are FEEBLE.


Tach, Depperle ....

"Dubya" Calimero

Re: DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

am 16.07.2006 21:07:30 von Christian Baer

On 16 Jul 2006 11:51:18 -0700 Calimero wrote:

> Tach, Depperle ....

Och komm! Ich hatte den ganzen Tag fast nichts zu lachen. :-)

Gruß
ich

Re: DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

am 16.07.2006 21:43:15 von pjk01

schrieb:

> YOU MUST STOP SPEAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW! GERMAN IS THE LANGUAGE OF
> WHITE MONKEYS. HOW MANY OF YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOTHERS AND
> FATHERS RIGHT NOW? I GUESS ALL OF YOU ARE. GET YOUR HAND OFF YOUR
> SISTER'S TIT AND GRAB AN ENGLISH TEXTBOOK. AMERICA IS TAKING OVER YOUR
> COUNTRY SOON. YOU SHOULD SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. WARN
> THEM THAT THE GERMAN LANGUAGE WILL BE OUTLAWED BY JANUARY AS THE USA
> INVADES EUROPE.
>
> RECORD THIS MESSAGE SO THAT YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO SPEAK THIS LANGUAGE,
> THE LANGUAGE OF GOD AND GEORGE W BUSH! OUR LEADERS!
>
> p.s. i enjoyed all the attempts at cursing in ENGLISH and i'm glad some
> of you finally realized that ENGLISH IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE WORLD! the
> beautiful aspect is that some people resort to CURSING in a foreign
> language because their logical and linguistic capabilities are FEEBLE.

was bist du denn für'n Spinner? Aber ich habe eine Ueberraschung fuer
dich: Ich kann deine gequirlte Schifferscheisse da oben lesen und
verstehen. Kannst du das auch mit dem was hier steht? Nedin, kannst du
nicht. Und deshalb bist du nix weiter als ein dummer Idiot.
Wahrscheinlich total übergewichtig noch dazu. And now have fun with
Babelfish, because I won't translate what I wrote.

Peer

Re: DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

am 16.07.2006 22:01:28 von Ins Wadel beiss

Am 16 Jul 2006 12:43:15 -0700 schrieb Peer Knörich:

> schrieb:
>
>> YOU MUST STOP SPEAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW! GERMAN IS THE LANGUAGE OF
>> WHITE MONKEYS. HOW MANY OF YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOTHERS AND
>> FATHERS RIGHT NOW? I GUESS ALL OF YOU ARE. GET YOUR HAND OFF YOUR
>> SISTER'S TIT AND GRAB AN ENGLISH TEXTBOOK. AMERICA IS TAKING OVER YOUR
>> COUNTRY SOON. YOU SHOULD SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. WARN
>> THEM THAT THE GERMAN LANGUAGE WILL BE OUTLAWED BY JANUARY AS THE USA
>> INVADES EUROPE.
>>
>> RECORD THIS MESSAGE SO THAT YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO SPEAK THIS LANGUAGE,
>> THE LANGUAGE OF GOD AND GEORGE W BUSH! OUR LEADERS!
>>
>> p.s. i enjoyed all the attempts at cursing in ENGLISH and i'm glad some
>> of you finally realized that ENGLISH IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE WORLD! the
>> beautiful aspect is that some people resort to CURSING in a foreign
>> language because their logical and linguistic capabilities are FEEBLE.
>
> was bist du denn für'n Spinner? Aber ich habe eine Ueberraschung fuer
> dich: Ich kann deine gequirlte Schifferscheisse da oben lesen und
> verstehen. Kannst du das auch mit dem was hier steht? Nedin, kannst du
> nicht. Und deshalb bist du nix weiter als ein dummer Idiot.
> Wahrscheinlich total übergewichtig noch dazu.

Was hat sein Gewicht mit seiner Blödheit zu tun?
Wie steht es da bei dir?


--
Das Elend hat begonnen:
"Angie" ist Kanzler.
Jetzt werden Arbeiter, Arbeitslose und Rentner richtig ausgequetscht...
--------------------
Wie man sieht, habe ich diese Lügnerin und ihren wahlbetrügerischen
Vizekanzler Müntefering genau richtig eingeschätzt.

Re: DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

am 16.07.2006 22:02:15 von Ins Wadel beiss

Der enthirnte Calimero übergab sich und kotzte aus:

> wrote:
>> YOU MUST STOP SPEAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW! GERMAN IS THE LANGUAGE OF
>> WHITE MONKEYS. HOW MANY OF YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOTHERS AND
>> FATHERS RIGHT NOW? I GUESS ALL OF YOU ARE. GET YOUR HAND OFF YOUR
>> SISTER'S TIT AND GRAB AN ENGLISH TEXTBOOK. AMERICA IS TAKING OVER YOUR
>> COUNTRY SOON. YOU SHOULD SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. WARN
>> THEM THAT THE GERMAN LANGUAGE WILL BE OUTLAWED BY JANUARY AS THE USA
>> INVADES EUROPE.
>>
>> RECORD THIS MESSAGE SO THAT YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO SPEAK THIS LANGUAGE,
>> THE LANGUAGE OF GOD AND GEORGE W BUSH! OUR LEADERS!
>>
>> p.s. i enjoyed all the attempts at cursing in ENGLISH and i'm glad some
>> of you finally realized that ENGLISH IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE WORLD! the
>> beautiful aspect is that some people resort to CURSING in a foreign
>> language because their logical and linguistic capabilities are FEEBLE.
>
>
> Tach, Depperle ....
>
> "Dubya" Calimero

Da mußt du dich ja bei ihm wohlfühlen!
--
Von Gesindel deiner Art als Nazi bezeichnet zu werden ist eine Ehre.
Ich danke dir.

Re: DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

am 16.07.2006 22:10:49 von Carsten Ihlo

Peer Knörich schrieb:

> was bist du denn für'n Spinner? Aber ich habe eine Ueberraschung fuer
> dich: Ich kann deine gequirlte Schifferscheisse da oben lesen und
> verstehen. Kannst du das auch mit dem was hier steht? Nedin, kannst du
> nicht. Und deshalb bist du nix weiter als ein dummer Idiot.
> Wahrscheinlich total übergewichtig noch dazu. And now have fun with
> Babelfish, because I won't translate what I wrote.

Sorry. Aber du scheinst auch nicht mit Intelligenz gepeinigt worden zu sein.

ci

Re: DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

am 16.07.2006 22:34:54 von merwerle

schrieb:

> YOU MUST STOP SPEAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW! GERMAN IS THE LANGUAGE OF
> WHITE MONKEYS. HOW MANY OF YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOTHERS AND
> FATHERS RIGHT NOW? I GUESS ALL OF YOU ARE. GET YOUR HAND OFF YOUR
> SISTER'S TIT AND GRAB AN ENGLISH TEXTBOOK. AMERICA IS TAKING OVER YOUR
> COUNTRY SOON. YOU SHOULD SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. WARN
> THEM THAT THE GERMAN LANGUAGE WILL BE OUTLAWED BY JANUARY AS THE USA
> INVADES EUROPE.

We have beaten enemys with more culture than the americans in history:
hungarians or eh osmanic Armies...

Hungaria is a small Land in Europe now and the sons of the janitshares
are working now in our factories...

So be shure: Germany will be a free land in times when america is only
an arabic nightmare

When Georgyboy will be crazy enough to attack old europe:
buy stocks from the guys who produce bodybags...

ansonsten:

Hie gut Württemberg alleweil

Michael...

Re: DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

am 16.07.2006 22:46:17 von Ingo G Becker

Am Sun, 16 Jul 2006 21:07:30 +0200 (CEST) schrieb Christian Baer:

> On 16 Jul 2006 11:51:18 -0700 Calimero wrote:
>
>> Tach, Depperle ....
>
> Och komm! Ich hatte den ganzen Tag fast nichts zu lachen. :-)
>
> Gruß
> ich

ACK, Christian.
Calimero-Postings sind immer so herrlich. Und diesmal nur so ein Lascher
Anfang.

Re: DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

am 16.07.2006 23:14:59 von pjk01

Carsten Ihlo schrieb:

> Peer Knörich schrieb:
>
> > was bist du denn für'n Spinner? Aber ich habe eine Ueberraschung fuer
> > dich: Ich kann deine gequirlte Schifferscheisse da oben lesen und
> > verstehen. Kannst du das auch mit dem was hier steht? Nedin, kannst du
> > nicht. Und deshalb bist du nix weiter als ein dummer Idiot.
> > Wahrscheinlich total übergewichtig noch dazu. And now have fun with
> > Babelfish, because I won't translate what I wrote.
>
> Sorry. Aber du scheinst auch nicht mit Intelligenz gepeinigt worden zu se=
in.

und du? Bist du der Bruder von dem Spinner?

Peer

Re: DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

am 17.07.2006 14:00:39 von joe berg

wrote:

> YOU MUST STOP SPEAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW! GERMAN IS THE LANGUAGE OF
> WHITE MONKEYS. HOW MANY OF YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOTHERS AND
> FATHERS RIGHT NOW? I GUESS ALL OF YOU ARE. GET YOUR HAND OFF YOUR
> SISTER'S TIT AND GRAB AN ENGLISH TEXTBOOK. AMERICA IS TAKING OVER YOUR
> COUNTRY SOON. YOU SHOULD SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. WARN
> THEM THAT THE GERMAN LANGUAGE WILL BE OUTLAWED BY JANUARY AS THE USA
> INVADES EUROPE.
>
> RECORD THIS MESSAGE SO THAT YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO SPEAK THIS LANGUAGE,
> THE LANGUAGE OF GOD AND GEORGE W BUSH! OUR LEADERS!
>
> p.s. i enjoyed all the attempts at cursing in ENGLISH and i'm glad some
> of you finally realized that ENGLISH IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE WORLD! the
> beautiful aspect is that some people resort to CURSING in a foreign
> language because their logical and linguistic capabilities are FEEBLE.

FAT ASSHOLE.

jb

Re: DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

am 17.07.2006 16:09:42 von shinanoc

schrieb:

>WARN THEM THAT THE GERMAN LANGUAGE WILL BE OUTLAWED BY JANUARY AS >THE USA INVADES EUROPE.

How should Georgy invade Europe?Hole in the budget,no brain and swamped
with Iraq.

Re: DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

am 17.07.2006 20:06:05 von unknown

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Re: DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

am 17.07.2006 20:42:39 von Carsten Ihlo

Peer Knörich schrieb:
> Carsten Ihlo schrieb:
>
>> Peer Knörich schrieb:
>>
>>> was bist du denn für'n Spinner? Aber ich habe eine Ueberraschung fuer
>>> dich: Ich kann deine gequirlte Schifferscheisse da oben lesen und
>>> verstehen. Kannst du das auch mit dem was hier steht? Nedin, kannst du
>>> nicht. Und deshalb bist du nix weiter als ein dummer Idiot.
>>> Wahrscheinlich total übergewichtig noch dazu. And now have fun with
>>> Babelfish, because I won't translate what I wrote.
>> Sorry. Aber du scheinst auch nicht mit Intelligenz gepeinigt worden zu sein.
>
> und du? Bist du der Bruder von dem Spinner?

Nein! Die Schwester.

ci

Re: DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

am 17.07.2006 21:44:01 von pjk01

Carsten Ihlo schrieb:

> Peer Knörich schrieb:
> > Carsten Ihlo schrieb:
> >
> >> Peer Knörich schrieb:
> >>
> >>> was bist du denn für'n Spinner? Aber ich habe eine Ueberraschung fu=
er
> >>> dich: Ich kann deine gequirlte Schifferscheisse da oben lesen und
> >>> verstehen. Kannst du das auch mit dem was hier steht? Nedin, kannst du
> >>> nicht. Und deshalb bist du nix weiter als ein dummer Idiot.
> >>> Wahrscheinlich total übergewichtig noch dazu. And now have fun with
> >>> Babelfish, because I won't translate what I wrote.
> >> Sorry. Aber du scheinst auch nicht mit Intelligenz gepeinigt worden zu=
sein.
> >
> > und du? Bist du der Bruder von dem Spinner?
>=20
> Nein! Die Schwester.

ja, schon klar.

Re: DO I HEAR GERMAN?!?!

am 17.07.2006 22:35:55 von Alan Tiedemann

schrieb:
> YOU MUST STOP SPEAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW!

Okay, så prøver vi med litt norsk istedenfor.

> GERMAN IS THE LANGUAGE OF WHITE MONKEYS.

Og "amerikansk" er språket av brødskiver med en IQ på under 2,5?

> HOW MANY OF YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOTHERS AND
> FATHERS RIGHT NOW? I GUESS ALL OF YOU ARE.

Du må ikke slutte fra deg til andre, nei. Det finnes siviliserte folk
her inne. Synd at du ikke hører til og må leke ute.

> GET YOUR HAND OFF YOUR
> SISTER'S TIT AND GRAB AN ENGLISH TEXTBOOK.

Snakk norsk 'a! Ellers kan du bare få holde kjeften. Du vet jo ikke
engang hva pupper er, bortsett fra å ha sett dem på noen tilklinete
videokassetter fra storebroren din.

> AMERICA IS TAKING OVER YOUR COUNTRY SOON.

Latterlig. Hvem tror du tror på det?

> YOU SHOULD SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW.

Å nei, helst ikke. Hvis teksten din hadde vært morsomt, ja, kanskje...
Men jeg vil ikke fornærme dem.

> WARN
> THEM THAT THE GERMAN LANGUAGE WILL BE OUTLAWED BY JANUARY AS THE USA
> INVADES EUROPE.

Heldigvis snakker du ikke om norsk... ;-)

Men jeg synes hellere de skulle "outlawe" primater som deg. Synd nok at
dere har en sånn en som president ;-)

> RECORD THIS MESSAGE SO THAT YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO SPEAK THIS LANGUAGE,
> THE LANGUAGE OF GOD AND GEORGE W BUSH! OUR LEADERS!

Og jeg som alltid trodde at gud snakket hebraisk... Neivel.

Men en ting kan du være sikkert på: hvis du virkelig TROR det du
skriver, så vil gud ikke være særlig imponert av det. Tvertimot. Men
konsekvensene av dette må du takle selv.

> p.s. i enjoyed all the attempts at cursing in ENGLISH

Hvis dette skal ha vært BANNING så er du ikke særlig fantasifullt. Lært
språket på kveldsskolen, kanskje? Etter å ha sniket deg over grensen fra
Mexiko i en banantrailer? Som banankartong, kanskje? *rofl*

> and i'm glad some
> of you finally realized that ENGLISH IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE WORLD!

Jeg tror kinesisk eller hindu blir brukt av flere personer, men hvis din
intelligens er like høy som jeg har formodet hele tiden så passer jo
denne idéen ganske bra til deg.

> the beautiful aspect

Snakker om skjønnhet, den pampen. Nei så moro han er!

> is that some people resort to CURSING in a foreign
> language because their logical and linguistic capabilities are FEEBLE.

Ja. Liksom hele hjernen din, helt åpensynlig.

Pass deg så du ikke snubler over teppekanten med IQen din når du skal gå
og legge deg.

Går egentlig amøber og legger seg...?

Hilsen,
Alan

PS: Try to read that text above, fool. And next time, try to find people
who have an IQ lower than yours. Okay, that will be nearly impossible,
but maybe you have success in the zoo talking to the apes ;-)