Best captions wanted - only for fun:
Check out this photo of David Beckham and Cristian Mora (Ecuador
goalkeeper) taken a few minutes after the England x Ecuador match
in Germany which marked the end of Ecuador's World Cup hopes.
Here's a couple to get started:
Beckham: "I didn't know you cared".
-
Mora: "I've always wanted to hug you David".
-
Beckham: "Careful, Posh may be watching".
On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:42:13 +0100, hummingbird
<> wrote:
>Best captions wanted - only for fun:
>
>
>Check out this photo of David Beckham and Cristian Mora (Ecuador
>goalkeeper) taken a few minutes after the England x Ecuador match
>in Germany which marked the end of Ecuador's World Cup hopes.
>
>
>Here's a couple to get started:
>
>Beckham: "I didn't know you cared".
>-
>Mora: "I've always wanted to hug you David".
>-
>Beckham: "Careful, Posh may be watching".
"No, you turn round first"
On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:01:49 GMT, clough <> wrote:
>On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:42:13 +0100, hummingbird
><> wrote:
>
>>Best captions wanted - only for fun:
>>
>>
>>Check out this photo of David Beckham and Cristian Mora (Ecuador
>>goalkeeper) taken a few minutes after the England x Ecuador match
>>in Germany which marked the end of Ecuador's World Cup hopes.
>>
>>
>>Here's a couple to get started:
>>
>>Beckham: "I didn't know you cared".
>>-
>>Mora: "I've always wanted to hug you David".
>>-
>>Beckham: "Careful, Posh may be watching".
>
>"No, you turn round first"
Mora: 'You smell like a Jew!!!"
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On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:01:49 +0000, clough wrote:
> On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:42:13 +0100, hummingbird
> <> wrote:
>
>>Best captions wanted - only for fun:
>>
>>
>>Check out this photo of David Beckham and Cristian Mora (Ecuador
>>goalkeeper) taken a few minutes after the England x Ecuador match in
>>Germany which marked the end of Ecuador's World Cup hopes.
>>
>>
>>Here's a couple to get started:
>>
>>Beckham: "I didn't know you cared".
>>-
>>Mora: "I've always wanted to hug you David". -
>>Beckham: "Careful, Posh may be watching".
>
> "No, you turn round first"
--
Phil Stovell, South Hampshire, UK
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather
let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife"
On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:01:49 GMT 'clough'
posted this onto uk.politics.misc:
>On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:42:13 +0100, hummingbird
><> wrote:
>
>>Best captions wanted - only for fun:
>>
>>
>>Check out this photo of David Beckham and Cristian Mora (Ecuador
>>goalkeeper) taken a few minutes after the England x Ecuador match
>>in Germany which marked the end of Ecuador's World Cup hopes.
>>
>>
>>Here's a couple to get started:
>>
>>Beckham: "I didn't know you cared".
>>-
>>Mora: "I've always wanted to hug you David".
>>-
>>Beckham: "Careful, Posh may be watching".
>
>"No, you turn round first"
Lol.
--
"Blair's inner circle and its ferocious grab for power":
"In the guise of fighting terrorism and maintaining public order,
Tony Blair's Government has quietly and systematically taken power
from Parliament and the British people. The author [Henry Porter]
charts a nine-year assault on civil liberties that reveals the
danger of trading freedom for security":
On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:30:20 +0100 'Michael McCann <m1cky@(((0))).net
>'
posted this onto uk.politics.misc:
>On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:01:49 GMT, clough <> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:42:13 +0100, hummingbird
>><> wrote:
>>
>>>Best captions wanted - only for fun:
>>>
>>>
>>>Check out this photo of David Beckham and Cristian Mora (Ecuador
>>>goalkeeper) taken a few minutes after the England x Ecuador match
>>>in Germany which marked the end of Ecuador's World Cup hopes.
>>>
>>>
>>>Here's a couple to get started:
>>>
>>>Beckham: "I didn't know you cared".
>>>-
>>>Mora: "I've always wanted to hug you David".
>>>-
>>>Beckham: "Careful, Posh may be watching".
>>
>>"No, you turn round first"
>
>Mora: 'You smell like a Jew!!!"
Ooooohh.
--
"Blair's inner circle and its ferocious grab for power":
"In the guise of fighting terrorism and maintaining public order,
Tony Blair's Government has quietly and systematically taken power
from Parliament and the British people. The author [Henry Porter]
charts a nine-year assault on civil liberties that reveals the
danger of trading freedom for security":
"hummingbird" <> wrote in message
news:
> Best captions wanted - only for fun:
>
>
> Check out this photo of David Beckham and Cristian Mora (Ecuador
> goalkeeper) taken a few minutes after the England x Ecuador match
> in Germany which marked the end of Ecuador's World Cup hopes.
>
>
> Here's a couple to get started:
>
> Beckham: "I didn't know you cared".
> -
> Mora: "I've always wanted to hug you David".
> -
> Beckham: "Careful, Posh may be watching".
You may kiss the bride!
On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 17:38:37 +0100 'Phil Stovell'
posted this onto uk.politics.misc:
>On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:01:49 +0000, clough wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:42:13 +0100, hummingbird
>> <> wrote:
>>
>>>Best captions wanted - only for fun:
>>>
>>>
>>>Check out this photo of David Beckham and Cristian Mora (Ecuador
>>>goalkeeper) taken a few minutes after the England x Ecuador match in
>>>Germany which marked the end of Ecuador's World Cup hopes.
>>>
>>>
>>>Here's a couple to get started:
>>>
>>>Beckham: "I didn't know you cared".
>>>-
>>>Mora: "I've always wanted to hug you David". -
>>>Beckham: "Careful, Posh may be watching".
>>
>> "No, you turn round first"
>
>
Hilarious - you can also get a full screen mpg of the headbutt here:
(4.9mb download)
--
"Blair's inner circle and its ferocious grab for power":
"In the guise of fighting terrorism and maintaining public order,
Tony Blair's Government has quietly and systematically taken power
from Parliament and the British people. The author [Henry Porter]
charts a nine-year assault on civil liberties that reveals the
danger of trading freedom for security":
On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:58:14 GMT 'JOHN BENNETT'
posted this onto uk.politics.misc:
>"hummingbird" <> wrote in message
>news:
>> Best captions wanted - only for fun:
>>
>>
>> Check out this photo of David Beckham and Cristian Mora (Ecuador
>> goalkeeper) taken a few minutes after the England x Ecuador match
>> in Germany which marked the end of Ecuador's World Cup hopes.
>>
>>
>> Here's a couple to get started:
>>
>> Beckham: "I didn't know you cared".
>> -
>> Mora: "I've always wanted to hug you David".
>> -
>> Beckham: "Careful, Posh may be watching".
>
>You may kiss the bride!
Lol. Which one?
--
"Blair's inner circle and its ferocious grab for power":
"In the guise of fighting terrorism and maintaining public order,
Tony Blair's Government has quietly and systematically taken power
from Parliament and the British people. The author [Henry Porter]
charts a nine-year assault on civil liberties that reveals the
danger of trading freedom for security":
"hummingbird" <> wrote in message
news:
> On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:58:14 GMT 'JOHN BENNETT'
> posted this onto uk.politics.misc:
>
> >"hummingbird" <> wrote in message
> >news:
> >> Best captions wanted - only for fun:
> >>
> >>
> >> Check out this photo of David Beckham and Cristian Mora (Ecuador
> >> goalkeeper) taken a few minutes after the England x Ecuador match
> >> in Germany which marked the end of Ecuador's World Cup hopes.
> >>
> >>
> >> Here's a couple to get started:
> >>
> >> Beckham: "I didn't know you cared".
> >> -
> >> Mora: "I've always wanted to hug you David".
> >> -
> >> Beckham: "Careful, Posh may be watching".
> >
> >You may kiss the bride!
>
> Lol. Which one?
Eggsacktly!
hummingbird wrote:
> Best captions wanted - only for fun:
>
>
Ooh hello, are you a metrosexual aswell ?
On 11 Jul 2006 11:10:26 -0700 'Crowley'
posted this onto uk.politics.misc:
>hummingbird wrote:
>> Best captions wanted - only for fun:
>>
>>
>
>Ooh hello, are you a metrosexual aswell ?
Rotfl. Nice one! I haven't seen that word for a while.
--
"Blair's inner circle and its ferocious grab for power":
"In the guise of fighting terrorism and maintaining public order,
Tony Blair's Government has quietly and systematically taken power
from Parliament and the British people. The author [Henry Porter]
charts a nine-year assault on civil liberties that reveals the
danger of trading freedom for security":
> Best captions wanted - only for fun:
Beckham: "Did you bring the KY this time ?"
On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 20:21:55 +0100 'Colin Wilson'
posted this onto uk.politics.misc:
>> Best captions wanted - only for fun:
>
>Beckham: "Did you bring the KY this time ?"
Lol. nice one ;-)
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"Blair's inner circle and its ferocious grab for power":
"In the guise of fighting terrorism and maintaining public order,
Tony Blair's Government has quietly and systematically taken power
from Parliament and the British people. The author [Henry Porter]
charts a nine-year assault on civil liberties that reveals the
danger of trading freedom for security":
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In message <>, hummingbird
<> writes
>Best captions wanted - only for fun:
>
Is that a 'Kike Racism Out Of Football' flag in your pocket?
--
Aramis Gunton
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On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 21:25:57 +0100 'Aramis Gunton'
posted this onto uk.politics.misc:
>In message <>, hummingbird
><> writes
>>Best captions wanted - only for fun:
>>
>
>Is that a 'Kike Racism Out Of Football' flag in your pocket?
Lol. It looks like you couldn't get a fag paper between them at below
waist level ;-)
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"Blair's inner circle and its ferocious grab for power":
"In the guise of fighting terrorism and maintaining public order,
Tony Blair's Government has quietly and systematically taken power
from Parliament and the British people. The author [Henry Porter]
charts a nine-year assault on civil liberties that reveals the
danger of trading freedom for security":
Mora: Gissa Kiss
--------------------
Mora: youve got a zit.
-------------------------
Mora: Is that old SPICE youre wearing ?.
-----------------------------
"Aramis Gunton" <> wrote in message
news:
> In message <>, hummingbird
> <> writes
> >Best captions wanted - only for fun:
> >
>
> Is that a 'Kike Racism Out Of Football' flag in your pocket?
Kike racism?
Better not let Aridarse hear you say that!
She'll have you circumcised before breakfast, after a night of unbridled
passion no doubt. :-)))
On 11 Jul 2006 16:22:32 -0700 '
posted this onto uk.politics.misc:
>Mora: Gissa Kiss
>
>--------------------
>
>Mora: youve got a zit.
>
>-------------------------
>
>Mora: Is that old SPICE youre wearing ?.
>
>-----------------------------
Excellent. I wonder if our David's got summat to tell us? ;-)
--
"Blair's inner circle and its ferocious grab for power":
"In the guise of fighting terrorism and maintaining public order,
Tony Blair's Government has quietly and systematically taken power
from Parliament and the British people. The author [Henry Porter]
charts a nine-year assault on civil liberties that reveals the
danger of trading freedom for security":
hummingbird wrote:
> Best captions wanted - only for fun:
>
>
> Check out this photo of David Beckham and Cristian Mora (Ecuador
> goalkeeper) taken a few minutes after the England x Ecuador match
> in Germany which marked the end of Ecuador's World Cup hopes.
>
>
> Here's a couple to get started:
>
> Beckham: "I didn't know you cared".
> -
> Mora: "I've always wanted to hug you David".
> -
> Beckham: "Careful, Posh may be watching".
How about:
"stop spamming every f**king NG you stupid twat?"
Orma
"Irma Troll" <> wrote in message
news:44b53bf4$
> hummingbird wrote:
> > Best captions wanted - only for fun:
> >
> >
> > Check out this photo of David Beckham and Cristian Mora (Ecuador
> > goalkeeper) taken a few minutes after the England x Ecuador match
> > in Germany which marked the end of Ecuador's World Cup hopes.
> >
> >
> > Here's a couple to get started:
> >
> > Beckham: "I didn't know you cared".
> > -
> > Mora: "I've always wanted to hug you David".
> > -
> > Beckham: "Careful, Posh may be watching".
>
> How about:
>
> "stop spamming every f**king NG you stupid twat?"
Nah!, it doesn't scan and besides I doubt Beckham even knows how to switch a
light on let alone a computer.
After all your Mom switches yours on for you:-))